F'K INFLATION - $24 FOR '24!

All Standard T's Rolled Back to "Pre-Brandon" pricing.

The search for your new favorite statement-apparel starts here. Browse our extensive and expanding line of distinctive t-shirts - unisex and v-necks, hoodies, and more.

The search for your new favorite statement-apparel starts here. Browse our extensive and expanding line of distinctive t-shirts - unisex and v-necks, hoodies, and more. Conservative, liberal, libertarian, patriot, woke, or just downright tired of constant gaslighting by the media-political complex, we’ve got dozens of custom designs suitable for the rebel in all of us. Search by gender or by collection with the following links.

Stumblebum
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Stumblebum

00405
$24.00
In stock
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Product Details

Joe Stumblebum. My name is Joe Stumblebum. And there's a million things I have undone, like secure borders and energy independence and international security and record low inflation and go, you know the thing. Not a joke. C'mon, man!

  • Unisex t-shirt
  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Pre-shrunk fabric
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Blank product sourced from the US, Mexico, or Central America

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

Length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem of the shirt. Width is measured across the bust, below the sleeve, seam to seam.

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
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