It's Not Our Wish, It's Our Warning!
The search for your new favorite statement-apparel starts here. Browse our extensive and expanding line of distinctive t-shirts - unisex and v-necks, hoodies, and more.
The search for your new favorite statement-apparel starts here. Browse our extensive and expanding line of distinctive t-shirts - unisex and v-necks, hoodies, and more. Conservative, liberal, libertarian, patriot, woke, or just downright tired of constant gaslighting by the media-political complex, we’ve got dozens of custom designs suitable for the rebel in all of us. Search by gender or by collection with the following links.
Dick Nixon Before He Dicks You
Apparently our 37th President wasn’t very popular in some circles, even before Watergate! Who knew?
- Unisex t-shirt
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Distressed graphic for vintage look
- Blank product sourced from the US, Mexico, or Central America
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |


